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You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know

on this episode of confused elijah

everets:

Alan Cumming played a character named Fegan Floop in three different movies about kids who are spies. What are the odds of that do you think? 

beingfetus:

AMIR

amir valerie blumenfeld

beingfetus:

AMIR

amir valerie blumenfeld

richwhitelesbian:

if you rearrange the letters in Fucker Idiot you get Shut Up Dad Im Going To Smoke This Dank Ass Weed 

everets:

If you rearrange the letters in “Die Cis Scum” you get “Discumcise” which is almost circumcise? I think there’s an important lesson in that maybe.

-shrooms:

most appropriate place to put an ad i think

-shrooms:

most appropriate place to put an ad i think

richwhitelesbian:

“well” *twirls neckbeard* “stereotypes exist for a REASON” *pulls trollface shirt down over huge gut, wipes cheeto dust on jeans* “so it isn’t RACISM if i’m just OBSERVING THE WAY THINGS FUCKING ARE” *yells at mom for not microwaving hot pockets long enough*

brink182:

Turns out 2007 isn’t 3 years ago anymore and it’s increased to 5